Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Yes, Oxymoron? The Dr. will see you now.

"So what brings you in today?"

"I've been having trouble sleeping. Well, more so... I haven't been having trouble sleeping, the trouble is I'm sleeping too much. All the time. Spontaneous sleep."

"Alright. How long has this been a problem for you?"

"About three weeks... it's getting really bad. Is this narcolepsy? Cause I googled narcolepsy and I think I have it. I've even started drifting off at the cash register and falling asleep in the back room at work."

"So it's affecting your day to day activities."

"Uh-huh, yeah. That's kind of why I'm here. My boss told me I needed to shape up."

"And where do you work?"

"Starbucks."

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