"What are the four classic presentations of tinea capitis?
4. Favus (oval patches of alopecia with a golden crust)"
Doesn't it sound like they're describing a fancy dessert? Perhaps one of those ones that arrives with a tableside flame thrower?
Or they're describing treasure. Treasure obtained after an epic adventure.
THE ALOPECIA WITH A GOLDEN CRUST!
You'd get all excited if you read that bit about what you had -- so fancy! But no no. No no. In real life? Just fungus hanging out on your scalp.