Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Brought To You By...

Thus far there are three major contenders vying to sponsor my medical education:



Hospital Machine Hot Chocolate

I'm not ashamed to admit I have consumed more of these items in the past 10 weeks than I have in the whole of my life prior.

All efforts to increase my knowledge appear usurped by a more dedicated attempt to expand my waistline.

This is excellent news for my future. I mean, who won't want an overweight, highly educated, past her fertile prime woman in their life? The personal ad practically writes itself.

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