Monday, November 12, 2007

Ironically, I stopped there on my way home from the gym.

"Excuse me, can I help you with that?"

"Oh no, I'm just browsing, thanks."

"The dresses are beautiful, aren't they?"

"Mmhmm, these sequins are gorgeous."

"We keep our larger sizes in the back, so if you'd like to try something on let me know and I can pull it for you."

4 comments:

  1. Disturbingly PotentNovember 12, 2007 at 4:25 PM

    "Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears."

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  2. You are so ridiculously thin... they'd probably moo at me.

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  3. WHAT? wow, if i shopped there they would ask me if i needed a forklift to get me out of the store.

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  4. Wait, is that YOU in the picture above? The saleslady was probably just jealous of your hotness.

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