I apologize these are a few days shy of illustrating the proper post, but my camera decided to dive into a classmate's pocket over the weekend and we were only just reunited. (And no, I have no idea why that sentence is so far down beneath the title. Perhaps because this post is so laden with visual splendor? Regardless, since I have to study for an exam tomorrow, I will let Wordpress win this round.)
So now you don't have to IMAGINE my thirty pound produce extravaganza! You can see it! Meanwhile, I can stop worrying that the cleavage angle shots I took to show my cousin how not buxom-y enough I am for her bridesmaid dress will hit facebook! Everybody wins!
Without further ado... This Post IN PICTURES: