"So what brings you in today?"
"I've been having trouble sleeping. Well, more so... I haven't been having trouble sleeping, the trouble is I'm sleeping too much. All the time. Spontaneous sleep."
"Alright. How long has this been a problem for you?"
"About three weeks... it's getting really bad. Is this narcolepsy? Cause I googled narcolepsy and I think I have it. I've even started drifting off at the cash register and falling asleep in the back room at work."
"So it's affecting your day to day activities."
"Uh-huh, yeah. That's kind of why I'm here. My boss told me I needed to shape up."
"And where do you work?"