"So I talked to Overly Fond of Sleepovers Best Friend today. She said she heard I was moving out of our apartment."
"What? Is there something you want to tell me?"
"No no, I just thought it was funny because... where'd she hear that? What is it with the rumors running rampant lately."
"True. You should've told her I kicked you out because you got too fat."
Why didn't you get the big bedroom? You take up way more room than your roomie.
ReplyDeleteTrue. I tried to tell her that. She just wouldn't listen. But I'm going to start spreading it around the class. That seems to work.
ReplyDeleteum, someone needs to stop calling my friend fat. *glares at pants*
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